Tuesday, May 29, 2012

U.N. Ambassador to State of Idiocy Appointed

The United Nations, an organization so impotent even Viagra won't help, is also well known as the place where an insane dictator can get his rant on for a few hours, making its credibility somewhat suspect. Luckily, the UN has decided to embrace the image of incompetence, appointing Robert Mugabe as the ambassador for international tourism. The former dictator of Zimbabwe has been accused of ethnic cleansing (i.e. mass murder), rigging elections, repressing opposition media and bankrupting his countries economy. There's nothing quite as enticing in terms of a vacation as having an adventure. And what could be more adventurous than running for your life from a murderous dictator?
Well done, U.N. Next I assume you they will appoint Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as the representative to the Jewish people.

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