In searching to find issues to bring the country together, I've stumbled across one uniting principle that could heal our wounds and brings the masses together : Louis Farrakhan is a moron. In a four hour speech (is long windedness a prerequisite of tinpot dictator's and lunatics with delusions of grandeur) given at the Chicago-based (it always seems to be Chicago, doesn't it?) organization Saviour's Day, Farrakhan called Libyan freak show dictator Moammer Qaddafi "a friend" and refused to criticize him for killing his own citizens. Farrakhan touched on other topics of rational thought such as organization, the Nation of Islam's views on UFOs severe weather and Scientology.
So can we unite together and collectively agree that he's a moron? Even Al Gore can get on board. We'll explain to him that he's just another useless source of CO2 and should be discouraged from breathing too much.
Personally, I'm kind of hopeful Farrakhan will show up on the History Channel series "Ancient Aliens" to rant for a while, because crazy people can also be entertaining.
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