Scene begins: Gentleman #1 enters diner with noticeable campaign pin of local conservative candidate. Sits at counter next to man # 2 wearing campaign pin of local liberal candidate.
Conservative: So, what's good here?
Liberal: The blackened redfish.
Conservative: Oh, well I don't like spicy.
Liberal: Why do you hate the gays?
Conservative: Pardon? Well, I think this chicken dish looks good.
Liberal: They don't serve chicken here.
Conservative: But it's right here on the menu.
Liberal: I've never read the menu, but I'm positive they don't serve chicken here.
Conservative: Well it looks good. I think I'll get it.
Liberal: Racist.
At this point, the surrounding diners, having heard none of the conversation, are suddenly aroused by the mention of the word racist.
Conservative: Racist? Where the hell do you get that?
Liberal: You didn't want to get the blackened dish.
Conservative: What? I....
Liberal: Facsist pig, forcing this restaurant which clearly has never served chicken to make you chicken.
Conservative: Seriously, man, it's on the menu, look.
Liberal: See!! (Pointing animatedly at Conservative and voice raising to address the crowd) This fascist, racist, homophobe wants to push his menu down the rest of us!!!
Conservative (Pleading to the crowd): Wait, no, I'm no racist or homophobe, I just don't like spicy food and I ordered something else of the menu. I don't know what's going on here.
Crowd: Racist! Homophobe! Facsist!
Conservative (to waitress): I'll have the f**cking blackened redfish.
And scene.
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