Time to Slaughter the Doggies

The sustainable living morons have come to the conclusion that pet dogs are more of a threat to the planet than those evil, evil, inanimate but evil, SUV's. In fact, all pets are evil and destructive to the planet. The authors of the studies suggest the only sustainable way to have pets is if you intend to eat them.

So now we officially have it. All animal life is bad for the planet. Since plants rely on animals for CO2, the only logical conclusion is that the environmental movement has finally come to the conclusion that life is an unsustainable condition. I suggest we test the theory by starting to euthanize environmentalists.