A group of people apparently too bummed out about the fate of the planet to shake off their depression and get jobs (though they amazingly always have the money to travel), otherwise called protestors, at the Copenhagen climate summit got a bit rowdy. In response, police fired tear gas at the crowds, presumably to protect the morons inside who are so worried about the fate of the planet due to carbon emmissions they decided to make a point by emitting more carbon than 2,300 Americans average in a year just to have the summit. Adding insult to injury, the primary component of tear gas is, you guessed it, carbon. Worse yet, all those excited people expending additional energy would naturally need to increase their respiration, resulting in further increased carbon dioxide emissions. If only these damned polluters had stayed home with their deadly, deadly carbon (basis of all life on this planet) maybe the reporters standing in line wouldn't be complaining so much about the cold....wait, that can't be right.
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