Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Obama to Visit Museum of Natural History, Apologize to Neanderthals for Extinction

Just when you thought the whirlwind "President Obama's America Sucks" apology tour was in the past, cables from Wikileaks reveal that President Obama intended to visit Nagasaki and Hiroshima and apologize for dropping the atomic bomb on those cities to win World War II. The President apparently had to be told by the Japanese government not to do this. Meanwhile, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton felt the need to have her department contact the family of slain terrorist Samir Kahn to say how sorry they were about blowing him to hell.


Maybe he should apologize to the United Kingdom for his shitty taste in gifts or returning the bust of Winston Churchill. I'm hoping he'll apologize to me some day for being taller. Given recent history, I'm thinking it isn't that far out of the realm of possibility.

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