President Barack Obama (Moron, Ill.) is expected to hold a press conference regarding his health care program tonight in which, according to Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, he will talk about how he rescued the economy. No, seriously. President Barack Obama (Socialist, Ill.) rescued the economy. Stop laughing, he means it. President Barack Obama (Liar, Ill.) has gotten the stock market back up. What do you mean it's still down 7,000 points or so? President Barack Obama (he's not black, he's just that full of shit, Ill.) saved us all. After all, those Google searches are down, aren't they? I'm sorry, what's that about the 9.5% unemployment rate? Jim Boehner has it right.
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