It occurs to me that I've been wrong all along. President Obama doesn't hate fossil fuels (I mean, why else would he be so supportive of the Chevy Volt, a coal powered car). He's simply worried that, after 65 million years, dinosaurs are trying to kill off mankind. The President is now going on the offensive (which offends me) by trying to pin down lawmakers by proposing the elimination of tax breaks (not subsidies mind you, "subsidies" is liberal English for a tax break, which allows you to keep your own money, whereas a subsidy in English is money given to you by the government, from the hard earned cash they took from someone else) for big oil, i.e., dinosaurs, though any such talk of doing the same for the "green" energy sector is anathema to him.
So next time you see a dinosaur, even if it is the form of a liquid, because they're tricky like that, remember to call President Barack Obama, defender of modern man from dinosaurs.
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