Little Rock Airport is to be renamed "Disbarred and Impeached International"...just kidding, it's to be named after two people who were disbarred from the practice of law in the state, one of who was impeached as President of the United States. Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport is to feature a cigar shop and a stop-n-shop where you can briefly be sworn in for a federal deposition so you can lie during it, thereby committing a crime, just like the airport's namesake. Alternatively, you can stop in the real estate office and make a shady land deal like the Secretary of State. I suggest staying away from any flight which requires a layover there, as a blue dress is required.
Thanks for flying modern political airlines. Please check all scruples at the gate.
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