He's Baaaaaaaaacckkk!!!!!!!

Former Congressman Alan Grayson (D. Fl.), whose blatant idiocy has blessed these pages previously, is back running to regain the seat he lost in Congress. The "Congressman with guts" (which are presumably what he has in lieu of brains and character) is, at least this is my theory, some strange metaphysical manifestation of the "Looney Tunes" character Hugo the Abominable Snowman

and Private Pyle from "Full Metal Jacket"

all rolled into one but somehow only received 1/10 of the total IQ points and 1/100 of the moral fiber.

I'm actually a little torn. While his presence as a Congressman is an indictment of humanity (at least in his district anyway), he's always good to hold up as an example of exactly what is horribly, horribly wrong with the self-described progressive left.