If it's a close election and the Democrat wins, I can guarantee you there is something fraudulent. Case in point, Al Franken was amazingly popular amongst felons who weren't legally voting. In fact, they constituted the difference in the race. If you try to bring up the Bush Gore election, just stop now. Gore lost every recount that was held and just kept asking for more. His protestations had more to do with the fact that he thought he'd stolen the election and couldn't understand that it didn't work. In the age of everyone gets a prize, I have recommended the following SAT question be incorporated, which has no wrong answers:
Al Gore is to truth as:
A. Testicles are to females (i.e. Al Gore).
B. Spines are to worms (i.e. Al Gore).
C. Scruples are to Bill Clinton (i.e. Al Gore's former boss).
D. There is no relationship between Al Gore and truth.
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