Stunning News! Only Big Three Car Company Not Run by Unions and Federal Government Makes Profit

Ford Motor Company, you know, the one not run by President Obama (I have to remind myslef to put President in front of his name. While he may not deserve the respect, the office does.) and his union flunkies, has announced its first profit in four years, $2.7 billion for 2009, and is forecasting a profitable 2010.