James Carville, the rabid bulldog (and fellow LSU law alumni) of the Democratic party has revealed his groundbreaking strategy for future success for the Democrats...blame President Bush. I was sick of that strategy before Obama was even elected. I found Obama's use of this in his inaugural address to be classless and beneath the office of the President (luckily it was trumped by the racist invocation by Dr. Lowry). I almost hope that the Democrats do stick to that tactic. I can't imagine that it will be a successful tactic with anyone outside of their die-hard base, which doesn't need to be motivated anyway.
So remember, if you have a nagging cough, indigestion, your car is acting funny, your favorite CD got scratched, you're a bad lover, you can't iron out that one annoying wrinkle in your shirt, you spent millions on a catcher with bad defense and no pop in his bat, you lied before Congress about taking steroids, the ball drifted wide right on your field goal attempt, your left eye seems a little blurry this morning, you can't lose those last few pounds, you're a hopelessly naive, egotistical, radical leftist President who's version of change is to emulate Jimmy Carter without the self control, or something just feels a little off...
...BLAME PRESIDENT BUSH YOU MORON!
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