Thursday, January 21, 2010

Market Shockingly Behaves in Predictable Manner

In news almost as shocking as the statement "water is wet", stocks tumbled early today after President-for-life Barack Obama, may the Lord God bless him and protect him from (being) evil, announced new government restrictions on banks. How can anyone really still refer to this man as an intellectual without splitting in two from laughter?

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