Must See TV

This clip of Piers Morgan interviewing Toure (which I believe is French for asshole) is great. Mr. Morgan says exactly what I would have hoped I would say given the same opportunity in response to the idiocy that is the race baiting left on the Trayvon Martin shooting. When England's answer to Barbara Walters says you're not a professional journalist, you should probably be embarrassed. But then, Toure (which I believe is Italian for vacuous moron), is a frequent MSNBC contributor, so what can you really expect.

And in Unemployment News

Keith Olbermann, already squirreled away in the far corner of Al Gore's Current TV, has been fired from that position. I hesitate to revel in someone else's misfortune but a) Olbermann can afford to be out of work, b) he brought it on himself by being as impossible to work with as he always has been and c) he's a hate filled man who earned all 15 of his viewers by spewing venom at everyone who doesn't think the same ridiculous nonsense he does.

Hollywood Slap in the Face

Jane Fonda has apparently been tapped to play former First Lady Nancy Reagan. This is Hanoi Jane. The treasonous piece of filth that worked with the North Vietnamese against the Americans in Vietnam is going to play the wife of the greatest president of the 20th century? That's just disgusting.

After the Election He Can Engage in Unconditional Surrender

President Obama was caught on a live microphone during a private conversation with Russian President Dimitry Medvedev explaining how once he gets passed his election he will "have more flexibility" regarding what's left of the missile shield he so readily surrendered in Eastern Europe early in his administration. With this President, the only thing more flexible than his current foreign policy towards Russia is full surrender. Hopefully he means he'll have more flexibility because he will be a private citizen again.

Today's Recommended Reading

Charles Krauthammer's Washington Post editorial focuses on Obamacare and the monstrosity that it represents. Given the pending oral arguments to the Supreme Court, I highly recommend the piece.

Giving Layover a Whole New Meaning

Little Rock Airport is to be renamed "Disbarred and Impeached International"...just kidding, it's to be named after two people who were disbarred from the practice of law in the state, one of who was impeached as President of the United States. Bill and Hillary Clinton National Airport is to feature a cigar shop and a stop-n-shop where you can briefly be sworn in for a federal deposition so you can lie during it, thereby committing a crime, just like the airport's namesake. Alternatively, you can stop in the real estate office and make a shady land deal like the Secretary of State. I suggest staying away from any flight which requires a layover there, as a blue dress is required.

Thanks for flying modern political airlines. Please check all scruples at the gate.

President Obama Pledges to Stop the Threat Dinosaurs Pose to Mankind

It occurs to me that I've been wrong all along. President Obama doesn't hate fossil fuels (I mean, why else would he be so supportive of the Chevy Volt, a coal powered car). He's simply worried that, after 65 million years, dinosaurs are trying to kill off mankind. The President is now going on the offensive (which offends me) by trying to pin down lawmakers by proposing the elimination of tax breaks (not subsidies mind you, "subsidies" is liberal English for a tax break, which allows you to keep your own money, whereas a subsidy in English is money given to you by the government, from the hard earned cash they took from someone else) for big oil, i.e., dinosaurs, though any such talk of doing the same for the "green" energy sector is anathema to him.

So next time you see a dinosaur, even if it is the form of a liquid, because they're tricky like that, remember to call President Barack Obama, defender of modern man from dinosaurs.