Because Olestra Worked Like a Charm

Someone please explain to me why the U.S. government is trying to create low fat cake and icing.

OK, It's a Cheap Joke, But is Anyone Suprised

the opening pitch went way left.

Somewhere, There's a Treaty Requiring Us to Pull Down Our Pants

Read for yourself. I'm too angry.

So in Five Words or Less....

President Barack Obama, apparently channelling Hugo Chavez (why is it tyrants are always long winded) in response to "I'm overtaxed as it is" launched into a recitation of War and Peace lasting 17 minutes and 2,500 words. We live in a banana republic.

I'd Like to Take This Opportunity to Apologize to the President

I think I've been overly critical of our President, Barack Obama. I have been a harsh critic of his even before he took office. Perhaps I simply didn't give him enough of a chance or I failed to truly understand what he's doing. Maybe I've been to quick to criticize his ostracism of our traditional allies and capitulation to people who want to kill us. Maybe it's wrong for me to think he shouldn't be unilaterally slashing our offensive and defensive weapons systems in return for a smiling, shirtless Vladimir Putin (he can impale me any time, right girls?). Perhaps his employment of a "safe schools czar" that appears to be pro-pedophilia is a bit exaggerated. Maybe I should give him a wide berth on such statements as insuring an additional 30 million (ahem, not even close) Americans will actually save money. Clearly I should be more sensitive in my criticisms.

After all, it's unfair to treat a retarded person that way.

I'm aware this post may be offensive or distasteful. I meant it to be that way to make a point.

Alan Greenspan Masters the Obvious

Alan Greenspan, former chairman of the Fed has offered up his analysis that if the CBO scoring of the health care law is incorrect, we may be in trouble. If? Mr. Greenspan may not be aware that if Congress tells the CBO that magical faeries are going to fart gold dust into the U.S. coffers everytime Congressman Hank Johnson says something stupid, they have to include it in their estimate. I'm not saying you should stock up on food or water. I'm just saying you might want to stock up on food and water.

If You Can't Beat Them, Change the Rules of the Game II

Some time ago, I wrote about how the Huffington Post proposed to change book categories so that conservative books weren't always atop the non-fiction best seller lists. Unfortunately, this article from American Thinker describes how Democrats are looking to change the election rules in Wisconsin to swing the vote there.