Liberals no longer shy away from the description of a cradle to grave welfare state that takes charge of every aspect of a person's life, the Obama campaign is openly embracing the idea. Enter the launch of
"The Life of Julia", a campaign advertisement designed to show how Papa Obama's policies will impact every part of the fictional title character's life.
The next time
we see Julia, she is 17. Presumably, Julia has made it the last 14 years without getting knocked up by some random guy because the all seeing, all knowing President Obama made sure that every employer in America paid for contraception as part of the insurance program (which they dumped when they realized it was cheaper to pay the Obamacare fine than comply with the mandate) provided to her parents, which will cover her until she's old enough to get free hot flash medication as a result of menopause. She's likely about to embark on her future education at a small liberal arts college where every professor is going to teach her the evils of capitalism due to President Obama's Race to the Top program. The President's Race to the Top program is so perfect that the website The Huffington Post, which openly bemoans the lack of a communist presence in the United States government, posted
this article. Liberals hate the program because it is based on results rather than need. It is tailored to teaching to standardized tests as a result. Meanwhile, schools, afraid that their unionized teachers are so incompetent and incapable of firing, along with teachers afraid of school closings, have conspired to manipulate test results to ensure funding. On the other side, the Great Satan Mitt Romney, is accused of a rather vague "would cut educational funding in exchange of tax cuts for millionaires (who our math-challenged President seems to think is anyone making over $250,000.00).
At
18 President Obama promises more goodies. Up to a $10,000.00 (according to the site,
Forbes puts it at $2,500.00 and awful confusing) tax credit for tuition paid by parents on behalf of their eligible college students. Never mind that it is far more likely their kid is on financial aid because the tax credit and student loans are so available that everyone goes to college, pushing up the cost. Then of course, there is the Pell Grants, which the evil Mitt Romney wants to steal from women so they have to stay home and cook, that horrible man.
Next,
Julia is 22 and needs surgery. President Obama has generously ensured that she will remain on her parents insurance up to the age of 26, as noted above, which they lost due to the Obamacare mandate, and it too expensive because the insurance company has to cover everything up to, and including, changing the air filter in you car. No mention is made that she would have still been covered under the old rules. Mitt Romney, who wants women to die early and quickly, would repeal Obamacare, causing all women to shrivel away and die, because they are incapable of taking care of themselves without the government.
At 23, President Obama has managed to dictate the rate at which her employer pays her, regardless of her actual skills through the Lily Ledbetter Alliteration Act. This has made her nothing more than a potential lawsuit to the employer, who sees a person who has relied upon government her whole life for everything she's done and is incapable of accomplishing anything. That bastard Mitt Romney hasn't said anything about the act President Obama signed. That's some damning evidence right there.
At 25, the omnipotent President Obama has dictated the market rate for educational loans, making it easier for the government to eventually absorb the vast bulk of her student loan debt that she will never pay back, because she can't get a job as long as she has to make what the government says she has to, making her a lawsuit waiting to happen.
At 26, the benevolent President Obama has ensured that she won't see the direct cost of birth control (i.e. $400.00 or so a year), so she can feel free to screw every man she sees and make sure her employer is forced to cover the cost. This is what President Obama thinks of as a health care decision because, as with most democrats, the most sacred sacrament is the holy rite (right?) of abortion and pregnancy is a disease men inflict on women. Mitt Romney, who, as opposed to our constitutional scholar President, has actually read the Constitution, would defend the right of religious people to practice their beliefs rather than being forced to provide morally objectionable services and products.
At 31, Julia got pregnant, apparently having failed to make it to the store in time for the abortive Plan B pill her insurance was forced to cover. Luckily, Obamacare is ready to start raising the child with her. Mitt Romney wants to kill women's babies.
At 37, Julia's child is firmly entrenched in the government's programs to raise him with ineffective programs which waste taxpayer money. Mitt Romney is putting sugar in the school bus's gas tank. At 42, Julia, who never managed to set aside any money of her own, despite the government providing everything for her, wants to start her own business. While she qualifies for an SBA loan, no one will give one to her because the Fed has left the interest rate at 0% in a decades long attempt to stave off the effects of government policy which effectively promote the idea that government spending is the only way to stimulate economic growth. Because of this, the government is the only entity paying out at a decent percentage rate on loans, so the banks have all their money tied up in bonds. Mitt Romney hates small business and, did we mention, is evil.
At 65, Julia would enroll in Medicare. However,
Medicare went broke went Julia was 4. Luckily, President Obama successfully demonized attempts to reform Medicare by saying those plans would "change Medicare as we know it", i.e., make it solvent. Luckily a bankrupt Medicare looks exactly like what Julia has known her whole life.
At 67, Julia retires. As it was when she was 42, she never set any money aside because everything she has done in her entire life was subsidized by her lord and savior, President Obama. Luckily, she is eligible for Social Security. Unfortunately,
that went bankrupt when she was 23. Fortunately, President Obama managed to demonize the idea of means testing, reform, and the option of privatized accounts so that no one ever attempted to make sure the fund stayed solvent. All this, despite state government employees who have been allowed to use private accounts consistently outperforming Social Security. Mitt Romney hates old people and wishes they would die.
We have an advertisement by President Obama where he blatantly panders to the idea that his idea of government is to have a cradle to grave entitlement society. It's disgusting, but it makes sense because the entitlement society keeps liberals in power for the rest of your life.